A sexy customer fucked by the bartender for a nice cocktail and you server her a 1-800-Fuck-Me-Up. 39. Naked, Covered in Ram's Blood, Drinking a Coke, and Feeling Pretty Good What a Bartender Should. Here is my list of top ten customers every New York restaurant. That guy who has one too many drinks, his friends hate him because he. Last call comes so your buddy and you head a few doors down and keep drinking.